Total Medals Earned: 3,758 (From 524 different games.) Total Medal Score: 64,375 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/140 points)
Use the throw move ten times in the game
Juggle Enemy 10 x in one combo
Complete at least 10 goals
Master All 5 Kun Fu Powers
Beat the boss! YOU CAN DO IT!
Medals Earned: 15/15 (150/150 points)
Kill 200 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 100 enemies by any means necessary.
Kill 50 enemies by any means necessary.
Open all of the chests in the game and obtain their contents.
Obtain all of the magical crystals in the game.
Complete Zone 4 by defeating the magical Burizard.
Complete Zone 2 by defeating the ghostly Death Face!
Complete Zone 5 by defeating the cursed Merody.
Complete Zone 3 by defeating the spiky Tor.
Complete Zone 1 by defeating the deadly Wakiku.
Fully upgrade Kon's health to 12 hearts.
Obtain a full wallet of 999 kupons.
Collect all four swords on Drumdrum Island.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (275/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 5/15 (50/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (90/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Medals Earned: 20/20 (125/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Solve the slider puzzle.
Light the candles.
Find a key!
Escape
Medals Earned: 9/12 (340/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.